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I like to explore how kids think, so when a friend's son was about to celebrate his 4th birthday I asked him: "How many years did it take you to turn 4?"He thought for a moment and announced "6 years!"
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My niece got a toy doctor's set as a present. She was showing me all the parts and explaining their functions. She pointed to one piece and said, "That's to measure your blood precious."I like to have...
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Someone thinks EY is in the sky because you get there from the US with an airplane.
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Once my brother was telling my mother that he wanted something to eat right before dinner time and my mother didn't let him, so she told him that some people don't have food. My other brother butt in...
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i have two cousins and one name starts with a Tzadik and the younger one starts with an Alef. So my aunt said to the older kid "wow you are such a big Tzadik" so the younger one pipes in"And i'm a big...
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we had my one of my cousins over for shabbos and my brother was trying to put him to sleep but my cousin wanted to stay up longer so my brother says to the 3 years old "Come X put on your PJ and well...
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I saw a child take a Sefer, throw it on the floor, pick it up and kiss it... A child wanted me to do something and i did not want to do he says to me, "You have an Aveirah!"SiDi™
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I asked my niece if she had washed her hands after the bath, and she replied, "Indeed, I washed them." ;)
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When my younger sister was two and a half, she got a few shots by the doctor. After, my grandmother asked her about the appointment. My sister started describing what happened, and then she said, "and...
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When I was little, my grandmother took me to the zoo. Apparently the bears looked like they were having a good time playing with balls, because I pointed at their cage and said "in ere" (in there)! I...
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Kid 1: We really look like each other. Kid 2: Yeah, we both have earrings!
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standing on the edge of his high chair my nephew had this to say when admonished that he would fall "i have a diaper"
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I recently heard someone use the phrase"lose the plot" and thought of this thread.
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Two boys (3-5) were playing "Totty and Mommy". One boy said to the other, "I'm the Totty and you will cook all day and you won't have any כח."The poor mother...SiDi™
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My kid was taught to kiss the mezuzah, but thinks they should kiss every picture hanging on a wall that they pass...
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Don't buy the bottles of Coke with santa on them, unless you don't mind if your kid calls him a tzaddik.
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Keep the posts on this thread coming- I need more laughs!!:)
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My then 18 Month old was kvetching at me. I said do you want to eat?"Nooo" Do you want a drink?"Noo" Do you want to play? "Noo" DO you want to say No? (His eyes lit up)"Ya!!" He then turned to his big...
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mominjerusalem, welcome back to the CR: and very cute stories! SiDi™
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